Soft Touch

lyrics by the Poison Girls

Didn't want to think that they could
take him for a ride
Glad to have his trusty weapon
on hanging at his side
Hoped that he was man enough
to detonate her armaments
And not be like the government
that couldn't get its rockets up

Didn't want to think he couldn't
take her for a ride
Hoped his trusty weapon
would flatter up her pride
He hoped she would be cute enough
to detonate his armaments
And not be like the government
that couldn't rise to her defence

Soft touch...  he didn't want to be a soft touch

Poor little lovebirds out for a drink
Both of them were scared
of what the other one would think
He had to prove his manhood
and show her his virility
She had to be the spark to shoot off his artillery

He had asked her out that night
mostly out of friendliness
She thought it was a chance
to break out of her loneliness
She needed reassurance she could capture
with her beauty.
And if the truth was told
she wasn't feeling very fruity
To cut a boring story short
the time soon came to go to bed
They were tired, they were drunk
and both of them were full of dread
He hoped she would be cute enough
to detonate his armaments
But he felt like the government
that couldn't get its rockets up

Soft touch...  he didn't want to be a soft touch

What to do it seemed a shame
they couldn't go to sleep content
So he turned up the other way
and laid his head beside her cunt
And with his tongue he loved her long
and with his lips he kissed her sweet
And she discovered to her joy
that softness was ecstasy
So they realised that sex didn't have to be a fight
Time and time again they made
energetic peace that night
Both ways up and both ways round
with no attack and no defence
They beat the government
with sexual disarmament
Soft touch...  he didn't want to be a soft touch